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GFY Ambush Interview thread Honez (Hone Lynn)
Can you trust people who use fake names in this industry?
People use fake names? I need a minute to wrap my blonde around this.
Where have you lived in your life and why?
Got a map
I was born in S.W. Missouri. Lived there for 23 years and decided to move to Denton Texas and work with the state as an MHMR Aide. Met a girl, moved to Houston for a bit then back to Missouri. Then I met the ex and we lived to Reno, Nevada, Greensboro, North Carolina, Atlanta, Georgia, and finally settled in Ponce Inlet, Florida. When we split I moved to Phoenix, Arizona and two years ago finally realized a dream of living in Colorado where I am now. I love it here. And no, I don't want to move again unless it is in an RV.
Would you ever marry someone you met at a sex.com party? Discuss
Back in May of 2002 I was invited to a party at the Sex.com home. It was a sausage fest and by the end of the night I was seriously considering becoming a full time lesbian. Around midnight this guy and his entourage come walking in. He looks at me and tells me not to go anywhere that he will be right back. I started asking around and no one knew who he was. He was a party crasher and not even in the industry. For the rest of the night he was everywhere I was. He was obnoxious and I finally gave in. I threw his phone number away and didn't take his calls for weeks. He eventually called me from a number I didn't recognize and we talked. 6 years later, we got married.
Who takes care of your pets when you travel?
If my husband is not traveling with me, he does. If he is, then we usually have a house sitter.
Do only idiots ride their bikes in the winter?
You have not lived until you have donned winter bike riding attire and plowed through an untouched area of fresh snow on a mountain bike.
What all have you put in your mouth?
Lots of things but, I
think I will focus on the food portion of it for this answer.
Growing up I was always encouraged to try new food and I was never a picky eater, much to the delight of my mom. As an adult I have eaten things that I am sure most here have never tried. On that list are:
Out of that list the dove is my favorite and the opossum was nasty, nasty, nasty. At least I can say I tried it but, that is one thing I will never put in my mouth again.
Bungee jumping. Discuss
Hmmm, Not sure how to answer this. I have never been bungee jumping. Not sure I want to either. Now bungee cords are a whole other story Duct tape, bungee cords and WD 40 and you can fix anything (or at least shut them up in the closet for a bit)
How does one get all the Lightspeed girls naked?
Throw a dodgeball? Actually I used to be the talent coordinator for Lightspeed. I was in charge of all the girls at a Lightspeed Adventure Weekend photoshoot. I love those girls dearly but, I now know what it feels like to heard cats.
Is it true only the worst singers do karaoke?
Discuss campfire lasagna and skunks
I am a camping nut (love it) and I also love cooking great food while camping. I was at a campground in Sedona, AZ and had a big pot of lasagna cooking over the open fire. It was just after sunset so I went inside the tent to put on some warmer clothes and I hear my husband say "Oh shit. Buster, don't move". I come out of the tent to find our dog Buster staring quite curiously into the face of a skunk. The skunk finally wandered off but, returned later with friends. They were awful pests until after we ate and put the leftovers away. I guess my lasagna was making them hungry.
Isnít used furniture for hobos?
I admit it. I am a Craigslist whore I love getting used furniture that I can fix up. I have a bar in my basement that was the nastiest looking thing when I bought it. All covered in wood grain contact paper and the rails had been painted a putrid shade of 1970's tan. I stripped it all down, painted it a glossy black, took all the paint off the rails and I now have a nice looking bar that cost me $35, some paint and a little elbow grease.
Why were your cloths drenched in red wine on your return from the Barcelona summit?
One would think it was because I had a bottle of
red wine in my suitcase that broke, however, I didn't have a bottle in my bag
at all. If I had of, I would have gone through my suitcase immediately upon
returning home instead of waiting two days. To this day the only thing I can
think of is that TSA was going through my bag and another bag at the same
time, pulled a bottle out of the other bag and broke it over my open bag. In
any case, I had red wine all over most of my clothes and of course, the
majority were white. I took me an entire day and a whole bucket of OxyClean
but, I managed to save everything except a pair of pants.
R.I.P. white pants
The car accident was your fault. Admit it. Discuss
If you call some chick stopping dead in a merge lane in front of me my fault, then yes. Didn't do a thing to her truck but, she called the cops and I got a ticket. Pfffft
How many joints does one have to smoke before you become the couch?
Apparently, less than one.
How many joints does one have to smoke before you become the couch?
Last year I went home for a family reunion and my brother turned me on to hatchet throwing. He had a spare hunk of wood for a target so, I returned with it in my car and built a target here. I didn't just stop with hatchets though. I also bought a set of throwing knives. It is a great way to work out some aggressions.
Does FUBAR require you to use your frequent flyer miles for work purposes or are they yours to do with as you please?
It is pretty much 50/50.
Talk about all your jobs previous to porn.
My first job was as a Pharmacy Tech at a grocery store. I later moved to checkout and then to the bakery where I was the top rated cake decorator. Stayed there for 8 years then went to work for the State of Texas as a Mental Health/Mental Retardation (MHMR) aide for the State School working with mentally challenged women. From there I worked at a Veterinary Hospital, then I worked in office management/accounting for a truck driver leasing company, a general contractor and a dating company before getting into web design in 1994.
Does it bother you that your husband shoots porn? discuss
Not at all. In fact, I am the one that got him into the business. Lightspeed wanted to hire me as his photographer and I said my then boyfriend, was a much better photographer. Steve said he didnít know my boyfriend so I told him to set up a shoot, have us both shoot it and pick the pics he liked best. He choose my guyís pics and hired him.
How much did you pay the police to leave you alone when you ran a swing club?
Nothing. It was an off premise club meaning no sex happened in the club. It was just a place for people to meet.
Do animals really like to break dance?
Opossums do! I hit one with my car once, heard the dreaded thump thump as it passed underneath and looked back in the rear view mirror expecting to see a mess. Instead I see this opossum on its back, spinning in the middle of the road. It literally looked like it was break dancing.
Why does airport security hate you?
Two words. Vibrating razor.
How did you get started in online adult?
I started designing mainstream websites back in 1994. In 1998 I was watching TV and saw a couple that had their own amateur site called the Wetlands. I thought hey, I can do that. So, a few months later I launched my own solo site.
Are there any naked or hardcore pictures of you out there?
I think that question has been answered already J (Yes.)
How did you get hired by FUBAR?
I have known JFK for years and he always told me if he were hire someone, it would be me. In February of 2009 he stuck to his word.
Have you seen Sandy naked?
Only her FUBARLand.com avatar.
What is your favorite event in this industry and why?
YP has always been a favorite of mine. It was always laid back and more of a working vacation. Too bad it is no longer.
Who do you look up to in this game, down on?
I look up to every woman in this industry that has paved the way and proven some staying power ( you know who you are ladies) .. I look down on no one. We all are one big, albeit sometimes dysfunctional, family. We all contribute something no matter if it is positive or negative. I am not a judgmental person and I refuse to put myself above anyone so as to be looking down on them.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
10 years older and in a new niche. I am thinking Panda will be the new cougar. Mmmmm tender, tasty bamboo.
Why was your favorite job also your worst paying job?
was working for a veterinary hospital as the Drís assistant. We were a 24/7
emergency hospital and I had the 6am shift. With my experience as a pharmacy
tech, I had the added job of filling scripts. I loved, loved, loved working
there but, the pay was barely minimum wage.
Talk about your high school experiences and your first sexual experience. Did you use a condom?
Not enough time to talk about my high school experiences. My first sexual experience happened in the back of a 1972 Chevy Chevelle listening to Van Halen. We were parked by a pet cemetery and yep, got the typical flashlight visit from a local cop. Condom? Aids was not a big issue yet. Yep. I am that old.